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Anonymous:
aree u marrying ur bf
Me:

YES OMFG TOTALLY

Anonymous:
whats ur dick size?
Me:

BIGGER THAN YOURS

Anonymous:
omnomonomonnmomo
Me:

om nom peanut butter

Anonymous:
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Me:

and there like its better then yours

Anonymous:
you have a hairy vagina
Me:

you have a hairy bumhole-sami

Anonymous:
lick it up
Me:

you smell like puke

meganbyer:
sucking some dick right now?
Me:

rhetorical question